Mojo

Shannie - since I have yet to figure out if I can post a picture in a comment  on your blog…here’s some Mojo for you.

Dear Avery

I PROMISE YOU THAT THERE ARE NO MONSTERS IN YOUR ROOM.  NOT EVEN TEENY TINY ONES UNDER YOUR BED OR IN YOUR CLOSET. 
 
 IT IS SAFE TO SLEEP IN YOUR ROOM…REALLY.  FOR MOMMY’S SANITY, I’LL EVEN INSTALL A SUPERSONIC FORCE FIELD AROUND YOUR ROOM TO PROTECT YOU AND HAVE BUZZLIGHT YEAR STAND GUARD AT THE DOOR.
LOVE,
YOUR [...]

Jay Napier is a whore

I have no idea who this person is but it must be true because it was written on the bathroom wall at the softball park yesterday.  Other words of wisdom I took away with me last night are: 
-Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back
-If you look up there’s a light
- RS + LK = TLF (aaawwww – [...]

To My BFF

I am raising a beer to you.  I love you!  You are the bestest friend any person could ask for – funny,  honest, loving and I know you will always have my back, no matter what.
This is for you!  I wish I could hug you in person.

The Great Flood

She’s 3 – how can she flood a bathroom?  Wait, what am I saying – she’s 3 – of course she can flood a bathroom – in record time.
Damn.

What you looking at?

Today is a preschool day – Avery was dropped off at 8:15 and after coming home to write thank you notes blog, I decided to go to Target.  So I am cruising around, windows down and radio BLASTING – a little Eminem, a little Third Eye Blind, a little Limp Bisket.  And people are staring [...]

My own little laundry confession (or What’s that smell?)

This is what people see the minute the walk into my house and look directly up the stairs….how can 3 people generate so much freaking laundry in just 3 days?????

And just a little while ago, I ventured to the basement to find the Skinny Jeans.  Huh?  What is that smell?  Monday is my laundry day, [...]

Hello Skinny Jeans

I put on my Skinny Jeans today – being sick has helped the waistline – at least temporarily. 
I feel better today.  My doctor called me last night and said he thought I should go to the hospital b/c I’d need to get hydrated.  I was starting to feel better at that time so [...]

Things that make you go…..

YOUZERS!!!!!  Has he been interviewed for the pool boy position?

The gods are trying to tell me something…

Since I seem to have been vomiting pretty much nonstop for 3 days (no, I’m not PG nor do I have E. Coli) I think it’s the gods way of showing me a very upclose view of the inside of my toilets and saying PLEASE CLEAN THEM.  Gak.
ETA: And after throwing up Pepto (it definitely [...]