33 weeks

Here I am – at 33 weeks.  Only 6 more to go until the c/section.  I can’t believe that it’s that close.  And of course I am nowhere near ready!
(Of course the camera hog HAD to jump in!)

 

Yesterday I Cried

I bawled like a freaking baby.
Because when I got out of bed, I discovered that I didn’t have any coffee filters.
Fucking hormones.

Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You

This goes out to Bear.
Selective Hearing.  Remember that post?
I hate to use those 4 words, buddy, but I TOLD YOU SO!
He finally pissed off Montana enough that she bit him.  In the eye.  While we were on vacation.
I was standing in the cabin, cleaning up from dinner, and I hear this awful growling and fighting.  [...]

Home Away from Home

We decided at the last minute to head to our cabin for the weekend.   Took the fishing boat, books to read, and lots of yummy food.  And just simply relaxed.  It was amazing.
Avery had a blast!  She went fishing with Daddy all Saturday afternoon, and left me behind at the cabin.  Don’t feel bad for [...]

Is that my ass or Texas?

Last night, I wandered into the living room after cleaning up from dinner and announced to Hubby and Avery (aka Little Parrot) that I was putting my feet up because they are the size of Texas.
Hubby:  Your ass is the size of Texas too!  (snicker snicker)
Avery:  Mommy, your ass is the size of Texas!  (giggle [...]

Go Away…

Not you readers.  Please, the few of you that are left, stay.  I’ll be back around.
The person who got here using this:
 moms in s.e. michigan that want to fuck
This is not that kind of blog.  Foul-mouthed, occasionally yes.  Funny, I like to think so sometimes.  But pornographic – Hell to the No!  Keep moving on [...]

Her Name was Lola…

she was a showgirl!  Come on y’all!  Sing it with me!
And Lola has been replaced.
Her name is Avery, she is a goofball.  (At least there isn’t a Ricco, to do the cha-cha)

 
Got this costume at a Mom 2 Mom sale awhile back – four bucks, maybe.   Best investment ever.  Well,  until she asks if she [...]

Enough excitement for one day, ok?

Hello sunshine!!!  It’s back!  I’m back!  And feeling good.
We have an outrageously busy day today…farm animals, a birthday party, haircut, trip to Tar-jay, lunch plans.  It’s neverending. 
After dropping Avery at school, I thought a bagel might be in order – so I boogie on over to Einstein Bros.  Haven’t been there in awhile, and my [...]

In a funk

I am.  The weather is crummy today.  And I am grouchy.  It happens.  I’d blame it on PMS but that just isn’t possible now, is it?
Avery has been a bit of a handful lately.   Arguing with me about EVERY.SINGLE.THING.  It’s getting on my nerves.  I talked to her teacher and she thought maybe the impending [...]

Basic Math

I buy a container of vitamins for Avery.  A 60 count bottle.
She gets 2 a day.  Because that’s what the package says. 
60/2 = 30. 
An even number.
How the fuck do I end up with 1 left over???