That’s my stripper name. I googled it. Although for those of you that know me IRL – if you google my name, there is a very famous porn star with the same name…and I assure you, it isn’t me. (Those tapes have long been destroyed – HA!)
Are you wondering why I am looking for my stripper name? It’s quite simple really. In a few weeks I will be attending a party at a pole dancing studio. Yes, you did indeed read that right. And if I am successful, I am considering a career change. Although if I don’t lose this weight beforehand you’ll see me doing nooners during the “Business Man’s Buffet – All you can eat for $1.99″ rather than working in some swanky club – is there such a thing – and earning millions to take care of my kids so they’ll never have to worry about money.
Whew. Ok, it’s just a one time class. And it looks to be a huge amount of fun. Hubby’s jaw about hit the floor when I told him that I was going. And then he asked the question only a man could think of…
“Will there be a recital for this dance class?”
Install a pole in the basement and we’ll see…
7 Comments
October 16, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Love it. Love the “recital” comment. Men are so predictable. Tell him you’re taking a quilt making class next and see if he begs to see the results.
October 18, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Oh, I don’t think I could ever pull off a pole dancing routine, even in my skinny hot days. I’m just not coordinated enough for that shit.
October 20, 2009 at 8:29 am
Good luck, Sugar. This would be me:
October 22, 2009 at 9:29 am
How fun! My husband would have said the same thing. My friends and I have said that we’d like to take a class, just for fun.
October 26, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Will you pleeeeaaaasssseee take your video camera to capture what I’m going to miss????
October 28, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Oh Please tell us about the class!
November 11, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I think the class sounds great! Infact I’m gonna see if one is available in my area! Rock on girl!