Aaahhhhh Sugar Sugar

Pole dancing – not for the faint at heart.  That’s for damn sure.  The party was last Friday night and I am just now getting the sensation back in my arms and ass…
I really wasn’t sure what to expect, since my only knowledge of pole dancing comes from the big screen.  But I went at [...]

Sugar Sunnysparkle

That’s my stripper name.  I googled it.  Although for those of you that know me IRL – if you google my name, there is a very famous porn star with the same name…and I assure you, it isn’t me.  (Those tapes have long been destroyed – HA!)
Are you wondering why I am looking for my [...]

Friends may lie but mirrors don’t

For months now, well – 3 since I had Carson – people have been telling me how good I look.  
Yeah, right.
I joined Weight Watchers at 6 weeks postpartum.  And didn’t take it seriously.  I lost some weight but only made a miniscule dent in the 40 pounds I want to lose. 
I went to the gym [...]

Put the jello shot down and step away from the pinata

That should have been the catchy phrase on the evite for my birthday party.  Yes, the party that happened 2 weeks ago.  Yes, the party I am just now blogging about. 
The idea of a party came about 4 weeks after Carson was born.  I was at the bar the library with Hubby and his co-worker.  [...]

An Editorial…

Good afternoon, readers (those of you that are left).  I’d like to take a moment of your time today (my birthday) to provide you with an editorial about giving advice to mothers of young children.  Please note that the opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of the station, its employees or viewers. 
Uh hmmmm…..
As you [...]

Girls Weekend!

It’s the start of my girls weekend! 
However, this is not one that will be filled with wine and pedicures and laughing with friends.  (Although there will be laughter, I’m sure.)  Nope.  It will be a weekend of Barbie movies, chicken nuggets and playing in the park. 
Hubby leaves this afternoon for Seattle – and he won’t [...]

Yesterday I Cried

I bawled like a freaking baby.
Because when I got out of bed, I discovered that I didn’t have any coffee filters.
Fucking hormones.

Is that my ass or Texas?

Last night, I wandered into the living room after cleaning up from dinner and announced to Hubby and Avery (aka Little Parrot) that I was putting my feet up because they are the size of Texas.
Hubby:  Your ass is the size of Texas too!  (snicker snicker)
Avery:  Mommy, your ass is the size of Texas!  (giggle [...]

Enough excitement for one day, ok?

Hello sunshine!!!  It’s back!  I’m back!  And feeling good.
We have an outrageously busy day today…farm animals, a birthday party, haircut, trip to Tar-jay, lunch plans.  It’s neverending. 
After dropping Avery at school, I thought a bagel might be in order – so I boogie on over to Einstein Bros.  Haven’t been there in awhile, and my [...]

Tag, Ya Got Me!

I disappear off the face of the earth and then come back with 3 posts in one day!
I was tagged over on Hair Bows & Guitar Picks.   Have a laugh on my behalf, my readers (if there are any of you left following my hiatus…)
Here are the rules….cause everything has rules ya know.
1) Take a [...]