Dear Avery

I PROMISE YOU THAT THERE ARE NO MONSTERS IN YOUR ROOM.  NOT EVEN TEENY TINY ONES UNDER YOUR BED OR IN YOUR CLOSET. 

 

 IT IS SAFE TO SLEEP IN YOUR ROOM…REALLY.  FOR MOMMY’S SANITY, I’LL EVEN INSTALL A SUPERSONIC FORCE FIELD AROUND YOUR ROOM TO PROTECT YOU AND HAVE BUZZLIGHT YEAR STAND GUARD AT THE DOOR.

LOVE,

YOUR EXTREMELY SLEEP DEPRIVED MOMMY WHO DOESN’T WANT TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH ANYMORE

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6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Jen
    Jun 30, 2008 @ 09:20:11

    If and when you find a solution, please share. I HATE being awakened in the middle of the night b/c there are monsters, bugs, aliens, or something else hiding in Hayden’s room. These are NOT REAL! Just sleep child, just sleep.
    Thanks for stopping by.

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  2. Life Love and Lola
    Jun 30, 2008 @ 14:24:02

    I use to think there were monsters when I was her age. Poor thing!

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  3. shannie
    Jun 30, 2008 @ 15:37:50

    Love it! Too funny. We have scary animal shadows over here at our house…

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  4. Lacy-13blackcats
    Jun 30, 2008 @ 20:44:22

    Ok I will come over and sleep on your couch for a while as long as you come over and get up 2 times a night to calm down a screaming 10.5 month old.. deal? 😉

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  5. Michelle
    Jul 01, 2008 @ 10:51:22

    I read an article and somehow retained this suggestion…fill a spray bottle w/water and add some kind of scent (isn’t lavendar good for bringing on sleep?). Call it monster go away spray or something like that. Before Avery goes to sleep, spray it around her room…under the bed…in the closet etc. And then put it next to her bed and tell her if she wakes up to give it a couple of sprays and it will keep the monsters at bay. So far, there are no monsters in the bedrooms (only our scary basement) so I can’t tell you if it actually works but it’s worth a try to get a good night’s sleep!

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  6. Dana
    Jul 01, 2008 @ 13:03:54

    Michelle – that’s an awesome suggestion. Thanks!!!!!

    Reply

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