All About Me, Avery

Conversation with a 3 y/o old and other random thoughts

Yesterday we had planned to attend a concert series at the zoo with some friends.  I was using that as an ultimatium for good behavior while running 10,001 errands.  It looked like rain so I was trying to call the zoo and find out if the event was rain or shine.  Avery has a 6th sense for when I am on the phone and yells at the top of her lungs ‘MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY I’M TRYING TO TALK TO YOU”  Following this incident  Little Misbehavin’ and I had the following conversation:

ME:  Avery, why were you yelling at Mommy?

Avery: Because you weren’t paying attention to me. 

ME:  Well, I was trying to find out going to the zoo.

Avery: I am going by myself and you can stay home.  You were not a good listener.

ME:  How are you going to get there without me?

Avery (after a long pause):  Well, I am not bigger for driving yet.  You have a point, Mommy.  It’s ok if you go but you have to stay in the car when we get there.


I just hung my head – I had no response for that.  We ended up not going b/c our entire afternoon went right down the shitter.  But that’s ok.




I used bubble gum flavored pink Princess tooth paste this morning because Hubby took the tube of “big people” toothpaste.  That stuff tastes like shit.




I like wearing blue toenail polish.  I don’t care if anything else thinks otherwise.




It’s ok to drink white wine with ice cubes in it.  Again – I don’t care what anyone else thinks.




I am totally addicted to Lean Cuisine Chicken Philly Flatbreads.  YUMMY!




I have realized I am not crazy and I love all of my bloggie friends.  You help me keep my head above water.


5 thoughts on “Conversation with a 3 y/o old and other random thoughts”

  1. LMAO!!!! I, too, have used bubble gum kiddie paste. And, I agree wholeheartedly… It takes like shit. Love the convo with Miss Priss. Too funny. I love random stuff!

  2. LMAO! What is it about men taking the toothpaste? My husband always did that when he was going away on business. Pissed me off! Glad I always had travel size ones handy.

    I had a Lean Cuisine for lunch-Three cheese rigitoni-YUM! Try that one.

    My neighbor drinks her white wine with cubes-nothing wrong with that. Personally I’m a red wine drinker. But if I were drinking white and it got warm I’d stick some cubes in it.

    Their your toes if someone makes a nasty comment about the blue…KICK THEM.

  3. The Diva uses Dora toothpaste… i too had to use it once.. not only does it taste like shit, but I don’t think it even cleans your teeth.
    WHO cares about the cubes… IT IS WINE! and what important is that you are drinking it dear!

  4. I always wondered what the Thomas and Little Einstein toothpaste (they both already have “their own” toothpaste) tastes like…now I don’t have to try it 😉

    And yes, even the wine snob that I can be does occasionally put ice cubes in wine!

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