I got pulled over on my way home from the store. I sorta rolled through a stop sign. Oops. And then the cop started giving me a hard time since I had Avery in the car with me. I couldn’t find my proof of insurance or registration b/c people (not myself) let Avery play with my car and wallet. Nothing is where it’s supposed to be…so he took a better approach – told me to stop for stop signs and get the hell out of there. I think I drove 5 MPH below the speed limit the rest of the way home.
Oh and in the backseat Avery is telling the cop that I hit something with my car. NO I DIDN’T!!!! The cop says “Hey sounds like she’s ratting you out back there”. And if she wouldn’t have been asking me Why every time I spoke a sentence, I might have been concentrating a little better on how I was driving. As soon as I pulled into the driveway, I located both items. Phew!
Is it too early for drink? I am still shaking.
Life in....wait, where am I????? 
OHMIGOSH…..that is too funny….well I know it shook you up but from a third party view pretty funny…..and no….it is never too early to drink my friend…it’s 5 o’clock somewhere!!!!!!!!
LOL! You should have said that she was saying she had to pee… Then asked him if he wanted to clean up pee from your backseat…
Hey=it’s after 5 now, your’e good for that drink!
5. I had stuff like that happen- no fun, but you get through.
Thanks fo the support with my little blonde girl- it means alot. Sometimes it makes me almost crazy, so I vent then I get notes of support from her sister and great women like you. I’m here for you too.
Good GRAVEY! FInd the nearest bottle of WHATEVER open mouth and poor in!
I would have been shaking too! Cops scare the shit out of me.
OH NO! I would have poooped on myself–ha!
LMAO – and i’ll tell you I drove down that same street today and I probably would’ve gotten pulled over again for lingering TOO long at each stop sign. LOL!
I hate getting pulled over!!!
too funny. glad you didn’t get a ticket.