He’s got some balls

Who you ask?  Woody Fucking Woodpecker. 


I heard his persistent little *peck peck peck* this afternoon so I went outside to see what he was up to.  PECKING OVER THE FUCKING OWL…that’s what he was doing.  And you know what?  I swear as he was hanging onto my front post he actually lifted his little clawed foot and flipped me the bird.  (PUN INTENDED my friends)


Next step – pellet gun.  Fucker is goin’ down y’all!!!!


Yes, I will resort to violence with this varmint.  AND.I.WILL.WIN!


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