You won’t believe this….really….it’s truly amazing! I just got an email telling me that I have just had 4 million euros deposited into my HSBC bank account. OMG! I can’t believe it!!!! I am the luckiest person on the face of this earth.
I mean seriously…just last week my long lost ancestor in Southern Africia died and the Bank of Kenya is going to wire me my inhertiance. And that’s another $2,000,000.00.
Wait….I don’t have a bank account at HSBC. And I am pretty sure I don’t have any relatives in South Africa. Nope, not last time I checked.
Could it be true? Could I have been the victim of spam? Not me….not possible.
Damn, and here I was ready to move to a warm climate, buy a McMansion, and live the American dream.
(Sorry – just getting a little sick of the shit that doesn’t go directly into my spam account.)