Ladylike? Sometimes I wonder…

Yesterday after soccer, Hubby stayed behind with Avery so that she could play on the playground for a little while.   I went home to get ready for an evening out.

Hubby comes home about a 1/2 hour later and just shakes his head at me. 

Me:  What’s wrong?

Hubby:  You’ll never believe what Avery did to me…

M: Uh oh….do I want to hear this?

H:  After playing on the swings, I put her on my shoulders to walk to the car.  All of a sudden she ripped two really loud farts.  And they were stinky.  She giggled and rather than saying ‘Excuse me’, she leaned down and said ‘Daddy, did that tickle?’ 

I pee’d my pants laughing so hard.  I’m just glad that I didn’t teach her how funny tooting is.

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