Yesterday after soccer, Hubby stayed behind with Avery so that she could play on the playground for a little while. I went home to get ready for an evening out.
Hubby comes home about a 1/2 hour later and just shakes his head at me.
Me: What’s wrong?
Hubby: You’ll never believe what Avery did to me…
M: Uh oh….do I want to hear this?
H: After playing on the swings, I put her on my shoulders to walk to the car. All of a sudden she ripped two really loud farts. And they were stinky. She giggled and rather than saying ‘Excuse me’, she leaned down and said ‘Daddy, did that tickle?’
I pee’d my pants laughing so hard. I’m just glad that I didn’t teach her how funny tooting is.