Isn’t it Ironic

And I am not speaking of Alanis…

I carried this little man around for 9 months.  My back hurt, I was miserable.

Go through child birth.  Get my body back, right?  Well relatively speaking.

And now he has colic and he is strapped to me in a Baby Bjorn.

I look and feel like a fucking kangaroo.

And that’s the irony.

ETA:  There is NOTHING and I mean NOTHING that compares to the feel of  spit up dripping down between your flattened, deflated, sagging boobs. 

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7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Michelle B
    Aug 11, 2009 @ 17:23:43

    LMAO…glad that the bjorn is working and you’re in good company w/the spit up down the crease of your boobs…all thanks to Ms. Jenna 😉

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  2. Shannon (MWP)
    Aug 12, 2009 @ 13:54:01

    bless your heart! It will get better, you know that! Hang in there.

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  3. shannie
    Aug 12, 2009 @ 17:03:45

    LOL! Spit up down the shirt is so nice. I can’t wait for THAT.

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  4. Life Love and Lola
    Aug 13, 2009 @ 09:47:21

    LMAO…For whatever it’s worth I think Kangaroos are cute!

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  5. Hair Bows & Guitar Picks
    Aug 13, 2009 @ 14:56:32

    I so remember those day and don’t want to go back to them…..sorry!

    Reply

  6. cristin
    Aug 17, 2009 @ 13:31:25

    spit up on your head that drips down your face and nect are worse….

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  7. arual1977
    Aug 19, 2009 @ 15:30:55

    BWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….. THE “ETA” WAS THE BEST PART! I DIED LAUGHING SITTING HERE AT MY DESK AT WORK. Poor Carson… Little “Baby Roo”…..

    Reply

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