Isn’t it Ironic

And I am not speaking of Alanis…

I carried this little man around for 9 months.  My back hurt, I was miserable.

Go through child birth.  Get my body back, right?  Well relatively speaking.

And now he has colic and he is strapped to me in a Baby Bjorn.

I look and feel like a fucking kangaroo.

And that’s the irony.

ETA:  There is NOTHING and I mean NOTHING that compares to the feel of  spit up dripping down between your flattened, deflated, sagging boobs. 

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7 thoughts on “Isn’t it Ironic

  1. Michelle B says:

    LMAO…glad that the bjorn is working and you’re in good company w/the spit up down the crease of your boobs…all thanks to Ms. Jenna 😉

  2. arual1977 says:

    BWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….. THE “ETA” WAS THE BEST PART! I DIED LAUGHING SITTING HERE AT MY DESK AT WORK. Poor Carson… Little “Baby Roo”…..

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