Let’s have a brief history lesson, for those of you who aren’t familiar with the tales of Barbie’s life in the village of Beverly Hills.
It began one Christmas years ago with the Barbie Whorehouse….
And the downward spiral continued here….with our very first Ken doll.
Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, it did. Love Em and Leave Em Ken is back in town, fresh from a tour around the globe, trying to solidify his title of Man-Whore before returning to the ever faithful Barbie. Yup, Ken is back in town but this time he brought a friend or two. And boy did the man-slut stir up some trouble in our newly minted Barbie Backyard pool. Just take a look for yourself…
Maybe I should have been clearer in my description. Ken didn’t bring along a friend or two – Ken brought a whole orgy with him. Imagine Barbie’s face when he showed up at the
Whorehouse Townhouse, years after his swift departure, with a keg and his posse…Barbie expects him to grovel but what does he do instead? Strips down and goes for a swim.
The aftermath? Check it out…
The upright Barbie does look mighty pleased with herself. Wonder why? Could it be that she has been banging Ken’s best friend all along? Or could it be that she burned the lying, cheating man-whore’s clothes in the front lawn and he has to do the walk of shame in the buff? I guess we will never really know what’s behind that shy smile. But I bet she’s plotting her revenge for the lot of them who came, swam, trashed her pool.