Yesterday we had planned to attend a concert series at the zoo with some friends. I was using that as an ultimatium for good behavior while running 10,001 errands. It looked like rain so I was trying to call the zoo and find out if the event was rain or shine. Avery has a 6th sense for when I am on the phone and yells at the top of her lungs ‘MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY I’M TRYING TO TALK TO YOU” Following this incident Little Misbehavin’ and I had the following conversation:
ME: Avery, why were you yelling at Mommy?
Avery: Because you weren’t paying attention to me.
ME: Well, I was trying to find out going to the zoo.
Avery: I am going by myself and you can stay home. You were not a good listener.
ME: How are you going to get there without me?
Avery (after a long pause): Well, I am not bigger for driving yet. You have a point, Mommy. It’s ok if you go but you have to stay in the car when we get there.
I just hung my head – I had no response for that. We ended up not going b/c our entire afternoon went right down the shitter. But that’s ok.
I used bubble gum flavored pink Princess tooth paste this morning because Hubby took the tube of “big people” toothpaste. That stuff tastes like shit.
I like wearing blue toenail polish. I don’t care if anything else thinks otherwise.
It’s ok to drink white wine with ice cubes in it. Again – I don’t care what anyone else thinks.
I am totally addicted to Lean Cuisine Chicken Philly Flatbreads. YUMMY!
I have realized I am not crazy and I love all of my bloggie friends. You help me keep my head above water.